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One day these two guys were in a
rum shop talking about who had the
dumber son. The first one said, “My son is more
foolish than your’s by far,
watch this!” So he called his son and said, “Johnny I want you to take this $10 bill and go to the car dealer and tell him you want a
brand new BMW with
leather seats and gold
rims.”

Johnny responded, “Ok daddy.” He then left.

The next man said, “
Please, that’s nothing special, look at this!” He called his son Alex and said, “Alex I want you to go home and see if I am there, and if I am there tell me that I am looking for me. Ok?”

“Yes daddy,” said Alex, and he ran out of the bar.

While walking the two children met
along the way and began talking. Johnny said to Alex, “My father is so stupid! He gave me $10 to buy a new BMW but he didn’t even tell me what color!”

Alex was like, “
Please, my father is so
brainless; he sent me home to see if he’s there and that if he is to tell him that he is looking for him. Haha, the man is so
dumb, he could have just called home!”
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