A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.”

1. “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.”
2. “At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.”
3. “For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores.”
4. “ Satisfy his every whim.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.

She replied “You're going to die.”
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