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A guy walks into a bar in Beijing, orders three bottles of Harbin beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a
sip of each one
in turn When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The
bartender
approaches and tells him, “You know, a beer goes
flat after I open it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The guy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers; one in
Port-of-Spain, the other in New York, and me here in Beijing. When we all left home, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we used to drink together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself.” The bartender admits that this is a nice family
custom, and leaves the guy to his drinking.

The guy becomes
a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way; but one day, he comes in and orders two bottles of Harbin beer. All the other
regulars take notice and
fall silent. When the guy comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender, thinking that one of his brothers must have died, says “I don't want to
intrude on your
grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your
great loss.”

The guy looks
confused for a moment, then he laughs, “Oh, no. Everyone's fine,” he explains. “It's just that I joined a new
church and I personally had to stop drinking.”
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