There were 3 leaders: Bill Clinton, Tony Blair and George Bush. They were captured by foreign terrorists and were standing in front of their firing squad.

So Bill Clinton thought, “I need to distract them.” So just as the firing squad was about to shoot he yelled “Earthquake!!!” and the firing squad turned around to see what was happening and while they weren’t looking Bill Clinton ran off.

Tony Blair thought that was cool, so he thought of an even better distraction and said “ Tornado! Tornado!” Again the firing squad looked back to see what was going on and Tony Blair ran off.

Finally it was George Bush’s turn. Just then the firing squad said, “Ready, aim…..” George Bush had to think fast and so he said “FIRE!!”
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