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A man and a woman are sitting
beside each other in the
first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose, and
shudders quite
violently in her seat. The man isn't sure why she is
shuddering and goes back to reading.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man becomes more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again. The man has finally had all he can
handle. He turns to the woman and says, “Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you
sending me signals, or, are you going crazy?”

The woman replies, “I'm sorry if I
disturbed you. I have a
rare
condition and when I sneeze, I have an
orgasm.”

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, “I've never heard of that before. What are you
taking for it?”

The woman looks at him and says, “Pepper.”
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