How to

satisfy a woman every time:

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, forgive, sacrifice for, leave, return, beseech, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, fascinate, attend, shower, shave, trust, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, respect, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, snuggle, elevate, alleviate, serve, rub, gratify, take her places, fly, don't care if I die, swing, squeeze, moisturize, brush, dry, fold, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back and do it again!

How to

satisfy a man every time:

Bring food, and show up naked.
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