There was once a man from Manchester (Manc*) and a man from Liverpool (Pool*) who lived next door to each other. The Manc owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day the Manc looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pool’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pool pick up the egg.

The Manc ran up to the Pool and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pool disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Manc said, “Back home, we normally solve disputes by the following actions:

I kick you in your family jewels and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the family jewels and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg.”

The Pool agreed to this and so the Manc went inside and found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pool and kicked him as hard as he could in the family jewels .

POW !

The Pool fell to the floor clutching his groin howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Pool stood up and said, “Now it's my turn to kick you,”

The Manc said, “Nah, keep the egg.”
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