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There was a middle-aged couple that had two
stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got
pregnant and sure enough,
delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the
nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was
horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever
laid his eyes on. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

“Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!” Then he gave her a
stern look and asked, “Have you been
fooling around on me?”

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, “Not this time!”
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