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We all know those cute little computer symbols called “
emoticons,” where:
means a smile and is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(

Well, how about some “
ASSICONS?”
Here they are!

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a
swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's
been around

(_x_)
kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a
smart ass

(_$_)
Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)
Dumb Ass
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