A man with no arms and no legs was on sitting on the beach near the shoreline. Three beautiful women were passing by. The first woman asked him “Have you ever been hugged?”

The man replied “No.”

So the woman gave him a big hug.

The second woman asked “Have you ever been kissed?”

The man again replied “No.”

And the second woman gave him a long, wet, French kiss.

The third woman leaned over in the man's ear and asked “Have you ever been f**ked ?”

Excitedly the man replied “NO!”

The third woman looked at him and said “Well you will be as soon as the tide comes in .”
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