Men are like placemats.
- They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets.
- They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.
- They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots.
- The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like copiers.
- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like lava lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels.
- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it .

Men are like curling irons.
- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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