An old man thought that his old wife had a hearing problem. He called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

“Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, “I'm about 40 feet away...let's see what happens.”
“Honey, what's for supper?” No response. So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away.

“Honey, what's for supper?” No response. So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away.

“Honey, what's for supper?” No response. On to the kitchen door, ten feet away.

“Honey, what's for supper?” STILL no response. So he walks right up behind her.

“Honey, what's for supper?”

“For the fifth time, CHICKEN!
____________________________________________________

PS: Sometimes it's hard to understand certain things because of cultural differences. Is there something that you didn't understand about this joke? Did we mention that you can discuss the jokes as well as view other jokes in our forum? Oh, we didn't huh? Ok, well now we are telling you, so feel free to share your own jokes with our community.
Open in a new window: 1)Forum 2)Comments/questions about this joke

Go to: Previous Joke (#100)       This is joke#101       Next Joke (#102)

Jump to:
10   20   30   40   50   60   70   80   90   100   110   120   130   140   150   160   170   180   190   200