da xue ying yu - ni chi le ma? Have you eaten yet? Everything about China in English, including blogs, pictures, videos, a forum and much more Blogs / Forum / Pictures / Videos / Jokes / You / Features / Contact/chinese national flag; click here to translate this page to simplified Chinese/flag of United States of America (USA); click here to translate this page to English

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions.

“Sure,” God says, “
Go right ahead

“Ok,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”

God says, “So you would like them.”

“Ok,” the guy says. “But
how come you made them so beautiful?”

“So you would LOVE them”, God replies.

The man
ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such
airheads?”

God says, “So they would love you!”
____________________________________________________

PS: Sometimes it's hard to understand certain things because of cultural differences. Is there something that you didn't understand about this joke? Did we mention that you can discuss the jokes as well as view other jokes in our forum? Oh, we didn't huh? Ok, well now we are telling you, so feel free to share your own jokes with our community.
Open in a new window: 1)Forum 2)Comments/questions about this joke

Go to: Previous Joke (#9)       This is joke#10       Next Joke (#11)

Jump to:
10   20   30   40   50   60   70   80   90   100   110   120   130   140   150   160   170   180   190   200

Site Map/   Feedback/   About this site/  FAQ/ Contact