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How business is done

Jack, a smart
businessman, talks to his son...
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own
bride ".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
Son: "Well,
in that case..."
Next Jack
approaches Bill Gates...
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a
vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah,
in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank...
Jack: "I have a young man to be
recommended as a
President: "But I already have more
vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates'
President: "Ah,
in that case....."
This is how business is done…

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