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« 于: 四月 18, 2007, 04:21:48 pm »
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Original joke, with mouse-over effects here: http://www.daxueyingyu.com/jokes/all72.html
Chinese version: http://www.daxueyingyu.com/jokescn/allcn72.html
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Ah Yes Marriage!

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ?What's on the TV?? I said, ?Dust!?

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Q. What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping in a department store and said ?I haven't eaten anything in four days.? She looked at him and said, ?I wish I had your will power.?

Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A. Two mothers-in-law.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in all places, son.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: ?Wife Wanted?. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ?You can have mine.?

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): ?My wife's an angel!?
Second guy: ?You're lucky, mine's still alive.?

Q. How do most men define marriage?
A. An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

There was a man who said, ?I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.?

A little boy asked his father, ?Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??
And the father replied, ?I don't know son, I'm still paying.
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« 回复 #1 于: 五月 24, 2007, 01:43:50 pm »
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« 回复 #2 于: 一月 27, 2008, 09:45:37 pm »
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« 回复 #3 于: 九月 13, 2008, 10:38:16 pm »
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« 回复 #4 于: 二月 27, 2014, 08:59:34 pm »
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Please teach the rest of these internet hongilaos how to write and research!
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« 回复 #5 于: 二月 28, 2014, 12:55:55 am »
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We need more insthgis like this in this thread.
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« 回复 #6 于: 十二月 08, 2016, 07:26:58 pm »
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I laughed at the womens rights joke, but the rest are old and I have heard them a million times before.
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« 回复 #7 于: 十二月 12, 2016, 04:11:16 pm »
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Very good and I hope they all took note

Maybe it shouldnt be in the joke section though.........
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« 回复 #8 于: 十二月 16, 2016, 01:32:20 am »
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:lmao4:

Rabbitsve got gorgeous coats. Sos mine - though I dont wear it, I hasten to add   :Huh?:
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« 回复 #9 于: 五月 14, 2017, 02:44:16 am »
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I think the problem began shortly after: YET ANOTHER BLOND JOKE

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